dlubes: HEY SO I GOT A QUESTION DO YOU WANNA HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY IN MY BASEMENT DO I MAKE YOUR HEART BEAT LIKE AN 808 DRUM IS MY LOVE YOUR DRUG
I got to see Atlas Genius and Imagine Dragons, which was fucking awesome. BUT even better…I really had to pee and only jojo would come with me because no one wanted to miss the show, and when we walked out of the bathroom we met Atlas Genius!! Those guys were so nice, and they have these lovely Australian accents that just melted me. And then they invited us to hit up the bars afterwards...
Now that I've slept with my crush of 3 years, I...
You were my rock, never my stepping stone
Since it's Valentine's Day:
My favorite verse from my favorite love poem: A Valediction Forbidding Mourning by John Donne. “But we by a love so much refined, That ourselves know not what it is, Inter-assured of the mind, Care less, eyes, lips, and hands to miss.” Happy Valentine’s Day :)
I refuse to be sober for a single night.
suhyuni-deactivated20130225 asked: what song are you listening now?
officer-peppercorn: queerfactor: pablopicasno: taco cat backwards is still taco cat i don’t know what to do with this information dog food lid backwards is dildo of god
cawffin: *trips and falls face-first onto your dick* *sucks it* um awkward!! hahaha
suhyuni-deactivated20130225 asked: Who was the last person you hugged?
I got a piece of cardboard on my tongue…boxed wine problems!
dlubes: overlyattachedpotato: kickingshoes: iamparadroid: groupieuniform: SOMETIMES I FORGET HOW BIG MOOSE ARE JESUS CHRIST this is why people get killed in car crashes with moose. people die. moose live. canada’s moose population keeps growing. moose overlord imminent. HOLY SHIT WHAT i didn’t even know moose are fucking large,i hought they wer’e in just the size of...
ifyoucarryonthisway: i feel like hawaii doesnt even give one single shit about whats going on theyre just like are we even america whatever brah gotta go catch this sick wave down on beach hakalouilouitatamikilikiouha
me: *has 10 books to read*
me: *buys 3 more*
[[MORE]]I have dreams about Jordan 3 times a week, sometimes 4. I know what happened was my fault, and I fucked up, and I deserve to never speak to him again, but I still dream about us reconciling. I don’t even want to get back together with him. I just want to talk to him in person and apologize. I hate myself. Not a good day :(
dlubes: unfreshing: IF YOU’RE NOT WATCHING GIRLS END YOUR LIFE Well, that’s an aggressive command condoning creepy behavior.
[[MORE]]I’m so hungover and I only slept for 2 hours but goddamnit I made out with 4 Norwegian men last night and I don’t even care if that sounds slutty who else can say that??! Go me! Best night of my life!
nue: hey dude i want to follow u on tumblr but my mom wants to talk to your mom first haha